Kang Haneul

A very merply lad who is a great boyfriend and is fine as shyt and very happy.

Ex:

Person: Who is that mighty fine huzzly cheeks right there?

Me: Back the fuck off bitch.. that my huzzly cheeks merp Kang Haneul

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

kangaroo

a tall ginger guy, with crazy hopps, got a nasty little pouch (belly) with a J name. AKA kangaroo

“that boy got me bouncing all night, call him a kangaroo”

by big hops October 15, 2025

Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025

Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl

"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."

by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Black kanga

A sexy ass male that attracts many women and is a master in the wrestling mat and in the sheets often named

did u see that black kanga

by Schnoebs July 14, 2016