An absolute pussy faggot who isnt able to comprehend social ques and doesnt shut the fuck up about things no one cares about
Person 1: "God he just won't shut up about the fact he was born in England, its so annoying"
Person 2: "yeah dude, he's such a Kell"
Person 2: "yeah dude, he's such a Kell"
by Big John Joe March 30, 2025
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One of the best piano players to ever exist. A funk and jazz prodigy. A young white boy in an older black man's body. A badass motherfucker. Bro has superhuman musicals qualities and throws down with some of the baddest cats in New Orleans. Someone you need to listen to.
This young white bruh named Kellen just made everyone trip when he started to throw down with the band
by prodrob6840 October 19, 2025
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Get the Kalloxxo mug.(pronounced like hecto kilo" a wod that you tell someone is a dirty word, but really, there's no dirty meaning behind it.
"hey alee, last night, trevin got a hecktow-keeloh from this random girl"
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
by kkMONSTERkk May 17, 2009
Get the hecktow-keeloh mug.This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015
Get the Helen Keller mug.In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
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