Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
by not gay btw 31 January 04, 2021
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A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
Wow! what a Jonathan!
by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018
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I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
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Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.
Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.
by Johnny’s November 22, 2021
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Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021
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If u find u a local “jonathan” and he is darkskin he pull all da hoes and another thing cuh got motion
jonathan would fuck ya hoe
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