Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.

Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"

Wet Jeff by thomas!!!! May 25, 2011

Unlucky Jeff 

An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.

Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.

Unlucky Jeff by I’m very cool November 16, 2018

Port Jeff Station 

a small town, usually confused with Port Jefferson yet completely different. A small set of rail road tracks are what seperates the overly Dominican populated side with the rich & snobby side. a town that consists of more drug dealers than drugs. also known as "the station"

Whered you get that bangin bud?
Port Jeff Station ..

Port Jeff Station by Ashleigh Franklin January 14, 2009

sup jeff 

1. (noun) - A person who appears to be gothic, wears black clothes, listens to european black metal (i.e. Gorgoroth)

2. (adj.) - a term used to describe someone or something meeting the above criteria

1. Person A (directed at Person B): "Look at that kid in the Dragonforce shirt."
Person B (directed at kid in Dragonforce shirt): "Sup Jeff!"

2. Person A: "I heard this band the other day that talked about drinking cow blood and sacrificing goats."
Person B: "Fuuuck. Hella sup Jeff."

sup jeff by notter87 October 19, 2008

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.

The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers

Pulled a Jeff by Snooflak December 17, 2010

Jazzy Jeff 

Forcibly eject or get rid of.

Orig: Having done or said something inappropriate, Jeffrey A. Townes' character on the show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was often literally thrown out of the Banks household by Uncle Phil.

"I got into an altercation with the doormen and got Jazzy Jeffed out of the club."

"She was sending me like twenty texts a day so I Jazzy Jeffed her."

"After eight years, it was time to Jezzy Jeff the Republicans from office."

Jazzy Jeff by Jazzy Ben December 15, 2008

South Jeff Middle school 

Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!

Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then

You are weird.

Shut the fuck up.

South jeff middle school is hell

South Jeff Middle school by Hey_imthefacts November 16, 2018