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jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.
by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008
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Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
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jack skellington

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
by doorswhore June 10, 2004
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Jack Mormon

1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.

2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.

3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).

4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"

"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
by Nonobvious October 21, 2009
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jack off

reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
by jjtheblack October 1, 2011
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Jack in the Back

1. Basically, a kid posing as a bamf who stands behind his/her crew and is afraid to take real action in a fight.
2. Someone who claims they can kick ass, and they chicken out when someone wants to go.
James: I saw Jason behind those punks fighting after-school today. What a whimp.
Rob: I know, such a jack in the back.
by baddefinintionperson May 28, 2009
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no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.
by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004
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