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Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame
Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.
by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017
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Karl Jacobs

The hottest man in the galaxy. Absolutely adorable in every single way. Best twitch streamer ever. He is the definition of POG. Karl can time travel. Karl is a king.
Karl is Poggers.
Mom my friends are bullying me. - Karl Jacobs
If you aren't Karl you suck!
by KarlJacobsofficalwife January 30, 2021
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Jacob Black

A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile
Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?
by JUN LOVES YOU November 21, 2009
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.
by connordolan July 9, 2016
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jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent
Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius
by shirelove June 23, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"
by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016
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