Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

sagatory rape

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.

I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

by RandomintheTimeZone May 21, 2014

Eye raping

To intensily flirt with eyes in order to make a dude or a woman come over.

-What are you doing staring at that guy- looking down smiling?
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

ass raped

to be fucked in the ass, forcefully and unwillingly. the victim can be a man or woman, but the ass raper is always a dude.

prison guy #1:oh shit, there goes my soa...AHHHHH FUCK YOU
prison guy #2: shut up bitch and take it like a man
prison guy #3: dude, check out that guy getting ass raped,
he should have had a rope on that soap.
prison guy #4: i wish i could get some action

by hustlerjake December 28, 2005

Foot Rape

When a Person sitting across from you at a table puts their foot in your lap and begins to sexualy stimulate you. the other foot holds your chair tightly in place so you cant leave.

"woah man, lauren got foot raped by cameron in english class the other day."
"i know! her Cooch smells like socks now."

by magicalunicornmayonaise. October 3, 2009

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Man rape

Not the same thing as ass rape. It's where a woman rapes a guy. It is a myth that men can't be raped by women. There are some horney women who think that it is part of women's equal rights that they can rape men.

Kathy is into man rape.

by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010