Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

Rutter Butter

The vaginal discharge of a dirty southeastern Ohio woman.

I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.

by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023

Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.

“Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”

by evelygeo March 15, 2023

Minge Butter

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.

Can also resemble custard.

Bruhhh, did you see how much minge butter she whipped up during that last hike?

by CuntLord26 February 3, 2023

Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.

My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!

by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020

tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.

“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”

by Sheth Dorgan January 15, 2021

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021