painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive

“Paint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

“Just paint me white, I surrender to your love!”

by Jays_bloodlust June 15, 2021

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood

He asked me to play face paint with him

by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006