florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.

"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'

by Elijah Reisberg April 5, 2023

florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022