raybanshe's definitions

seniorologist

Old teacher, speaks often of the good old days, uses dated colloquialisms.

My history teacher is a total seniorologist. He has a flip phone and a landline, and he says ‘don’t get your knickers in a twist.’

by raybanshe January 17, 2022

Oppospeak

When people say something but mean the exact opposite, almost always the case when someone in any retail or customer service environment makes any kind of assertion, particularly an unsolicited one.

She said she'd call me right back, which is oppospeak for she'll never call me back, and will duck my calls if I try to get a hold of her again.

by raybanshe July 25, 2022

Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025