Irish ReachAround

An Irish ReachAround is when doing someone from behind, you administer an object (usually a dildo) up your own anus.

John had all the fun last night, he gave himself and Irish ReachAround.

by frubly March 27, 2007

Irish Handshake

Receiving a handjob from a girl while puking from being too drunk.

"OMG, you just puked all over the floor and this girl just gave you a irish handshake....what a whore"

by Greg Dickinson April 21, 2006

Irish windmill

A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.

Hey Johny could you give me an Irish windmill?

by lovemister October 30, 2009

Irish Potato Famine

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.

"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007

Irish Pizza

A pizza pie doused in whiskey.

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson

by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009

Irish Steamroller

Fisting an asshole using vomit as
lubrication

Colton says to Mike...

Props.

I can't believe you paid her for
an irish steamroller

by Colton, Mike August 11, 2007

irish steamroller

A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.

Holy shit! Forch is so tanked. She just crushed that box of tissues on her bed... She's such an Irish steamroller. I'm never asking her for a tissue again.

by Donkey Lips November 17, 2006