A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
a person who has the nerve to hold down two or three jobs while others go jobless.
dude, your mom is working a shift at wal-mart after her shift at papa john's, just to pay the rent and buy food for you and your brothers? what a job hog. my mom can't find work anywhere.