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hedge hog 

A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.

I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
hedge hog by floorfly December 1, 2010
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The Whole Hog

When you stick your entire foot in someones ass
#1: Dude last night I put The Whole Hog in her.
#2: Nice dude
a person who has the nerve to hold down two or three jobs while others go jobless.
dude, your mom is working a shift at wal-mart after her shift at papa john's, just to pay the rent and buy food for you and your brothers? what a job hog. my mom can't find work anywhere.
job hog by brightboy September 20, 2013

Ground-Hog Day-gasm 

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.
Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!
Ground-Hog Day-gasm by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

Drop The Hog 

To engage in sexual intercoarse, sexual contact between two individuals, sex.
Mike: Guess what?!
Steve: what?
Mike: Jen wants to do it!
Steve: about time you got to drop the hog.
Drop The Hog by skandalousD April 1, 2015
The fat kid who keeps all the semen to himself in a mass gay-orgy.

He will generally show a lack of respect for the unwritten rules and norms of en masse gay sexual relations.
Da hog is at it again, I didn't get to swallow any loads last time and I don't think I will tonight either.
da hog by bananapyramid December 29, 2010