Helmet

Used to describe sex and sexual activity in a generic way.

"I need to get some helmet"

"that guy is giving her some helmet"

"I can't believe that guy is getting so much helmet, he's nearly getting yards

by wazgilbert May 4, 2008

helmig

sounds like something in your ear, but is really just means a twat of a guy. with a mangina.

dude 1 : oh my gawshh did you see dude helmig? WHAT a douchebag
dude 2 : i know he has a mangina, hes such a twat
dude helmig : i'm so fucking gay it hurts

by fine_ass January 27, 2010

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Spiked helmet

When you put a dildo on your head then fuck the girl/boy in the ass

Spiked helmet:kinky football player

by purplemonkeybuttlightning April 4, 2009

Satan's crash helmet

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).

You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock

by joewpu July 22, 2010

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 14, 2004