alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
by Slimlongdingdong July 08, 2019
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Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019
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Hammer Jack

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "
by FFBurger1 April 12, 2012
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triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.
Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.
by Luvs2spooge November 30, 2014
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Hammer Lung

This is a known respiratory condition from being out in the Johnson Valley OHV area also known as the Hammer Trails. This location is also the area that is home of the annual King Of The Hammers off road race. Hammer Lung occurs when huffing too much radioactive dust from that area that was formerly a bomb test site for the United States Military.
Sup my dudes… Just spent a week out at KOH watching the Nor Cal crew (Webb, Scherer, Gomez, etc…) and got a nasty case of Hammer Lung. I got it last year too and took me 2 weeks to partially recover and a full month to feel 99% normal again. If the wind is whipping up that Hammers dust strap on your KN95’s to help prevent Hammer King my dawgs!
by Meghann D February 13, 2023
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hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke
Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!
by Battlebusdriver December 10, 2018
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