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hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).
Man honors classes are total hammer classes
by llama llady December 23, 2010
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Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.
Jamal is acting like broken hammer.
by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020
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Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020
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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
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Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.
by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020
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hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke
by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018
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