grasshopper

one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.

mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.

Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!

by anonimous June 17, 2006

Grasshole

A grasshole is man-child, who acts like a asshole with a golf caddy swagger to him. Usually, they are plagued with a shoddy Chicago accent and unusually hairy legs, most likely to protect the skin from the sunny golf courses.

"Lyle was such a grasshole when he got 'maad' and broke his golf club in two."

by Wam Silson and Aurora Eisiger September 6, 2009

grass cutter

one who spends copious amounts of time and energy to ensure no stone is left unturned (literally) in their pursuit of a goal when all sanity dictates abandoning the cause

he's such a grass cutter, spent 4 hours looking for a matching sock rather than get another pair

by bergaron March 28, 2008

grass

Another word for grass that hasnt been used since the 60s

Man i been smokin weed since it was called grass.

by ELBRENDO October 16, 2006

grassfairy

A person who plays soccer. Usually refers to a girl.

Michelle is a grassfairy, she's always playing soccer.

Grassfairies are hot!!

by Michelle Dippo July 10, 2007

grass fag

A person with an exaggerated love for soccer. Especially used to define tree huggers.

He's a tree hugger and a grass fag.

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008