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gorilla biscuits

really really fat and ugly usually a dike somewhat resembling a gorilla.
"she had a job at the cake shop,they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits"
by doreeh baybeh February 1, 2010
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Gorilla Fist

When in the act of having sex(usually doggy style) and the male punches the girl in the back of the head.
Person 1: My head really hurts.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I got gorilla fisted!
by Dejuan Shelton December 4, 2010
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Gorillax

Gorillax are an obscure Gorillaz cover band that uses all of the Gorillaz art - created by Jamie Hewlett (Gorillaz artist) - for their albums as well.

Their first cover album can be bought at the official Gorillaz fanshop.

The Gorillax Official Message Board is full of intelligent people who love to talk about life and God and the transience of existence.
Gorillax are far better than Gorillaz.
by Timo A September 18, 2008
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Gorilla glue

The white cream on your dick when you fuck a black girl.
The gorilla glue held me in so tight I couldn't pull out.
by Verpoody January 28, 2017
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Vanilla gorilla

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
by Smidgen135 November 2, 2011
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Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.
by Doglet August 27, 2010
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Gorilla Stick

Slang used to describe the male sex organ, particularly when it is large and used to cause harm to others.
After I got done banging my girl, I knocked her up-side the head with my Gorilla Stick.
by SwerveDriver January 27, 2007
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