google-fu

a measure of one's level of skill in using the Google search engine in order to find needed (usually worthless) information

"My Google-Fu is better than your Google-Fu."

by Chris S. May 6, 2004

Grinnell Goggles

The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.

June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles

by Call me Mr. Big March 18, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

Wellesley Goggles

When you've been at Wellesley long enough that the standards of male attractivness are lowerd substantially.

Girl 1: Look, he's cute!
Girl 2: Honey, I think you've developed Wellesley goggles. That guy clearly has not showered or shaved in several months.

by wzlygirl September 21, 2011

beer goggles

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

by ponsford July 24, 2006

Google

1. The most popular search engine.
2. A term for "nigger" from 4chan's Operation Google (

1. I went to google.com to find the answers to my homework
2. Look at that stupid google and his gold chain rioting!

by SexySoviet69 March 19, 2017

Guggle

The awkward sound that is sometimes made by a person giving a blow job. This typically happens for one of the following reasons:
1) There is a lot of saliva involved
2) The penis is rather thick and hard to keep one's mouth around
3) The person sucking is trying to avoid using teeth as much as possible
4) The person sucking is inexperienced at giving BJ's

"She rocks at giving head, although she does guggle a lot."

by PeacanCrunch May 26, 2009