Gary Grant

“When on stage, the feeling that your lead guitar player just shit in your pants”

That was a great show except for the Gary grant in set two.

by Diana69 December 07, 2022

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Gary Moore

A popular blues singer from Northern Ireland.

Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore

Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)

Gary Moore first achieved fame as a member of the band Skid Row. He later performed for Thin Lizzy, and achieved great success as a solo artist from that point on until his death from an alcohol-induced heart attack.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 02, 2020

Gary Peer'd

When your real estate agent gives you an expectation of what you could expect for your property but once you sign their contract they spend their whole time lowering your expectations and pushing you to take a low offer.

My agent totally Gary Peer'd me! They said $500k would be a realistic expectation but then we signed and they said we should expect $400k, our property was passed in at auction!

by creature15 March 25, 2021

Stephen Gary

a history teacher in the world renowned St Mary's Cathedral College he like boy penises. He is the the type of white person who doesn't care what you get as a mark as long as you tried.
A famous quote by him is, "If you get 30%, but you tried, I done care, but if you get 70% but were capable of getting 90%, now we have a problem."

Stephen Gary was whispered to me that I got a good mark, even though the mark was 65%.

by comradezelensky May 02, 2022

Gary Keese

Mr. Keese is a pedophile in his middle 50's who likes touching under aged girls and is VERY weird.

Angela Foster -He walked into the girls locker room when they were changing. he is such a pedophile. And a straight up weirdo he is such a Gary Keese

by February 22, 2024