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Fincel

A fincel is sugarbaby who is able to get laid but not paid; typically a female who is unwilling to research basic safety protocol or learn how to get paid in mutually beneficial relationships. This results in her being scammed, pumped and dumped, catfished, robbed, or physically/sexually assaulted.
Stacy is such a Fincel, she sent nudes to a John and went back to his place thinking he would really give an allowance after they slept together, despite not knowing anything about him or discussing what that amount would be. Obviously he kicked her out and ghosted her.
by maincoursdelgance January 6, 2024
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Fincel

A fincel is sugarbaby who is able to get laid but not paid; typically a female who is unwilling to research basic safety protocol or learn how to get paid in mutually beneficial relationships. This results in her being scammed, pumped and dumped, catfished, robbed, or physically/sexually assaulted.
Stacy is such a Fincel, she sent nudes to a John and went back to his place thinking he would really give an allowance after they slept together, despite not knowing anything about him or discussing what that amount would be. Obviously he kicked her out and ghosted her.
by maincoursdelgance January 6, 2024
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Fencel

FENCEL (noun)

A Fencel, short for Financially-Excluded Involuntary Celibate, refers to an individual classified as an incel with specific criteria related to financial stability and romantic aspirations.

A Fencel desires to engage in dating and establish relationships with financially stable, intelligent, and responsible partners. However, their inability to qualify for such connections arises from factors like having insufficient funds themselves, coming from a low socioeconomic background, being a conventional 9-5 job worker, or residing in their parent's home.

Fencels, steadfastly maintain high standards inherited from similarly financially challenged friends that they deserve a wealthy partner simply for existing or being physically attractive, a perception fostered by their social circle.

A Fencel is characterized as an arrogant and narcissistic individual who engages in emotional and financial abuse towards potential partners that actually their socioeconomic status equivalent.

Fencels exhibit a preference for solitude over settling for a sexual partner they deem unworthy based on financial or social status criteria. Fencels hold a strong belief in their self-worth .

Typically lacking in class and understanding of financial principles, Fencels often find themselves burdened with substantial debt. Their social networks rarely include financially wealthy individuals.
Female: "Is it wrong that I want a relationship with a guy with money & I won't settle for less? Why do I have to share my body with a Brokee, just because the higher echelon Male can't see my worth?"
Friend: "You're standards are too high. You're going to end up a Fencel if you don't return to reality."
by Harambe JacK March 18, 2024
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fence sieve

Apparently A word or phrase considered in general to be bigoted, but claimed by its user to be a descriptive truth that is suppressed by political correctness. Sometimes used to just mean bigoted language in general.

I'm not exactly sure (because I cannot find a free copy of the entire originating article), but it seems to originally be an inside joke shared among people who have studied semantics, a phrase coined by then Institute of General Semantics executive director Steve Stockdale in a 2007 article entitled, "A Fence Sieve Language," which appears in the publication by the General Semantics Institute called, Calling Out the Symbol Rulers.

"Fence sieve" appears to be an ironic take on a quote from Aldous Huxley's 1963 article, "Culture and the Individual":

"A culture cannot be discriminatingly accepted, much less be modified, except by persons who have seen through it─by persons who have cut holes in the confining stockade of verbalized symbols and so are able to look at the world and, by reflection at themselves, in a relatively new and unprejudiced way."
"The post was deleted because it used fence sieve language."
by Genepoz March 29, 2024
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funcle

"He's a funcle, he only wears golf pants."
"He's a funcle, he hits on his nieces at family reunions."
"He's a funcle, he has no kids of his own and has been divorced three times.
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