Definitions by Ancients_Arise

funcle 

a funky uncle

"He's a funcle, he only wears golf pants."
"He's a funcle, he hits on his nieces at family reunions."
"He's a funcle, he has no kids of his own and has been divorced three times.

funcle by Ancients_Arise March 31, 2024

brotron 3000

a bro who is there till the very end. Whenever you need him, hes there and will help u through everything. The best bro on the planet and even beyond this planet. You guys have known eachother since you were young and will always be best bros

Person 1: "Hey who is that guy u are always hanging around"
Person 2: "yea he's my brotron 3000"
Person 1: "thats beautiful"

Mom: "Jackson stop hanging around that kid he is a bad influence"
Jackson: "Mom he's my brotron 3000. I cant do that he's my bro for life"
Mom: : "What is wrong with you"

brotron 3000 by Ancients_Arise November 12, 2022

riff-raff 

Driftwood in human form

"Look at the riff-raff that just floated into the library. They must be from downstream."

riff-raff by Ancients_Arise November 12, 2022

MBA (man bun alert) 

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

MBA (man bun alert) by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022

Boo boo swamp 

The last bit of liquid at the bottom of a bottle or can, consisting mostly of backwash.

Dude: "Hey man, can I get a swig of that beer?"
Dude's friend: "It's just boo boo swamp."
Dude: "Is it cold?"

Boo boo swamp by Ancients_Arise April 2, 2022