baja fresh

Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.

customer: yo could i get a burrito?

Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.

customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.

Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.

by burrito battle December 19, 2007

fresh as death

someone strangely and undefinably acceptable; highly approved for reasons undetermined.

With those wet, orange cotton shorts, she is fresh as death.

by Allison Hefner June 28, 2008

dub. fresh

a group of friends across the 757 that drive vag cars(vw/audi). they are all pretty much baller.

your only a real baller if your in dub. fresh.

by kingding dong April 23, 2008

Freehead

A term used to describe a type of sexual favor. Usually preformed on a male, preferibly by a female. The sexual favor of "getting head" is ALWAYS free in this situation and is easily obtained by nearly anyone who wishes.

Dang son, Latson gave me some phat freehead last night.

by Mr. McG May 17, 2006

fresh

1. something or someone that's cool
2. another way of saying "yo thats tight"
3. slick, sly, trying to put the moves on, hitting on..etc.

1. yo he's looking fresh; thats a fresh pencil, send it
2. o! i got to admit dats pretty fresh still
3. don't try to get all fresh nd wat with me, anthony. better keep your hands to yourself and keep it in your pants! damn yo i aint feeling u like dat! we just friends, aight? cool

by onequeermarshmellow December 18, 2008

Joe-E-Fresh

The Sexiest Example of Man EVER FROM FLORIDA...has the most amazing girlfriend JESSICA...GREAT AT EVERYTHING...PLAYS SAX FOR THE SKAMERICANS

"Man Joe-E-Fresh Is So Kick ass"

by Joe Dessi August 27, 2008

Fresh and Shiny

It is the phrase that one uses to describe how clean they are after getting out of the shower.

"Dude, you are SO fresh and shiny it's insane!"

"I know right! I just took a shower."

by Blythebabie July 20, 2011