Breakfast Burrito

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

French Breakfast

When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.

Hey babe, come over here and make your eggs into a French Breakfast for me.

by Big Arms January 13, 2008

Hiawathas Breakfast

The act of taking a dump in a roasting pan and leaving it in someones fridge.

That bender I was at really blew, so I left them a nice Hiawathas Breakfast to wake up too.

by Cam81 July 21, 2008

breakfast sausage

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

by amglaw March 20, 2014

breakfast bra

a functional peice of lingerie that you can eat breakfast out of.

Wein: We have a Breakfast Bra, go us!
Jim: Breakfast Bra?
Wein: Yeah, wanna have a spoonful of bran flakes outta my left cup?

by Weiny Joy October 26, 2008

Breakfast for a winner

an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge

uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!

by Agnesium October 12, 2008

british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006