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breakfast sausage
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When a guy wakes up
in the morning
with an
erect penis
, aka "
morning wood
"
When I woke up
this morning
my
girlfriend
got excited when she saw
my breakfast
sausage and knew I was ready to go.
breakfast sausage
by
amglaw
March 20, 2014
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