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Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...
by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012
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the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.
by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022
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The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication
Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt
by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023
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dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.
Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
by The Sidhe April 29, 2006
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The Flaming Cock

A Dencorub handjob
Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.
by RKilly June 23, 2019
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What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010
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the flaming horatio

the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell
" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"
by klamdon October 20, 2003
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