Baby father

White persons version of baby daddy.

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.

Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt”

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”

by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021