Fat Judy

The spirit of a very large, very tanned, very fashionable woman that supposedly haunts the shores of the Outer Banks; specifically in the Southern Shores area. She leaves her mark by writing "FAT JUDY" in the sand. While the true meaning of the message is unknown, people have used this marking to find their way back home in the night. People thank her for her kind deed very simply; "Thanks, Fat Judy!"

When we went on a night walk at the beach, we were surprised to see the words "FAT JUDY" written on the sand nearby our beach house. On the way back, nobody could find which house was ours, until we once again saw the sign. "Thanks, Fat Judy!", we exclaimed.

Fat Judy by sprinkybagels August 11, 2015

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Fat Cart

The motorized carts available to customers at grocery stores (of course) and Wal Marts. A "fat cart cart" is the noise a fat cart makes when it backs up.

I could not get any ice cream, honey. Some bitch on a fat cart was parked in front of the frozen case.

Fat Cart by Frank Hackett September 3, 2016

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Fat poo

One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.

(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.

(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!

(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!

(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo

Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!

(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao

Fat poo by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016

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Fat jaunt

Term used to describe a large and veluptuous bottom. Usually used when talking about females. However, the term may be used with men, but a mandatory "no homo" must be added to the phrase.

"Damn, that girl has a fat jaunt! I'd smash for sure!"

"You see that dude over there, he has a fat jaunt. No homo though."

Fat jaunt by OG Squad Defines November 18, 2016