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Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 28, 2011
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Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies
"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"
by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019
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Fap Strength

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength
by Chase Farnham June 13, 2018
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Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
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FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 8, 2022
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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