Evan

Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.

Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.

Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."

Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"

by EvanHater$ April 24, 2019

Evan

Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.

An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.

That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.

by emmahhh July 8, 2014

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is an amazing talented actress who gets a lot of hate for standing up for herself and others. She has been in movies such as Thirteen (2003) and Frozen 2 (2019) as well as tv shows such as Westworld (2016-?) and Once and Again (1999-2002). Please stop hating on her lol she’s a good person!

“Have you seen the new Evan Rachel Wood movie?” “Omg yes she’s so talented!”

by TaylorSwift+EvanRachelWoodfan🤷‍♀️ May 14, 2021

fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

evandalist

Worse than the proverbial money-swindling Evangelists out there, Evandalists are tater-tot-brained religious sycophants given to vandalizing and wreaking havoc on places or things they find to slightly offend, defile or violate their beliefs and religious philosophies in some smallish or largely offensive way.

The stereotypical Evandalist is one who has not evolved mentally from the same time the Crusades were occurring - shares and carries those beliefs/actions with other mongloid-minded Evandalists who profess the same determined and aggressively retarded thinking against other people of different religious/non-religious denomination.

Evandalists can be put on the same tier as your typical and misguided White Power enthusiast, the same level as any group of hoodrat thugs in any ghetto awaiting any person they can f*ck with or the same branch as any run-of-the-mill celebrity youth gone wild. All are equally useless in the world and we'd all be better off with them shot into space.

I visited Medford on Monday evening to get her take on another vandalization of the Adopt-A-Highway Atheists United sign on the Glendale (2) Freeway. This time, the sign on the southbound side had been defaced by over-enthusiastic or just really bored Evandalists.

by AntiEvandalist May 20, 2010

Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020