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Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
by adh3d October 26, 2022
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double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023
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Kentucky Double Team

While having a threesome, two of the three participants must be related by blood.
by Rambo, John J January 8, 2012
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DP Double Pass-out

To be in the middle of foreplay with a partner of the opposite sex, on a evening (or day) when many alcoholic beverages were consumed, only to have both parties simultaneously pass out, resulting in no one getting laid.
" Man I ended up wheeling that rocket from the bar last night back to my place, but it ended up being a DP..."

"Double Penentration? You sick son of a..."

"No man, DP Double Pass-out, the worst"

"Yikes"
by AlcoholicsAmongus January 17, 2014
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Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.
Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014
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standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.
by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015
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