What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

do you get it

Used to prompt acknowledgement from your listener towards the severity of what you are telling them.

Dan: and then Ryan started talking shit raising his voice. I’m not a mug do you get it so I had to run up on him.

Jason: madting

by RealestOne October 19, 2019

Do you see fairies?

The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.

Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?

by Sneeze88 October 2, 2021

What are you doing?

Used when someone is annoyed at someone

Guy: Turns off light when someone is still in the room
Other guy: What are you doing?

by H3ge October 6, 2021

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

You just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.

Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021