Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

tinder dinner

When a girl goes on a tinder date strictly for the free dinners.

Hey Mary I totally made another guy pay for the tinder dinner. I even ordered a takeaway box for you.

by Timtimtimmy May 15, 2016

bitch ass dinner roll

That you're a cool guy/person

Look at that guy, he's such a bitch ass dinner roll

by Rice head June 3, 2016

French dinner

The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.

Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.

by SaltySate October 4, 2016

Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner

by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.

Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.

by massive_schlong January 24, 2017

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017