Deer in headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

by Erelgey June 28, 2008

Deerbortion

Deerbortion: When an automobile hits a pregnant deer in the road and the impact of the collision sends that deer careening through the air and directly into the windshield of another vehicle, causing the fetus from the deer to be ejected into the second vehicle. This event was first defined when a story detailing this situation was on the front page of the Albany Times Union newspaper.

Christie: Steve, what happened to your car?

Steve: Oh I just performed a deerbortion on my way to my grandma's house.

Christie: good thing you have glass coverage on the Diplomat.

by L1VExFAST April 2, 2009

deer truffles

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

Cut me deep

Hurt my feelings, Taking the insult (or comment to heart)

Man: Yo man you stink

Friend: Dude that cut me deep

by Carlos Fernandez September 27, 2008

deep sea racing cod

A Slang Term used to describe the level of a persons uglyness.

Look at her she has a head on her like a deep sea racing cod.

by Cameron Fell December 8, 2005

deepeeing

The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.

"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"

by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Deep Gum

Verb - when one attempts to deep throat a micropenis, only to find that it does not reach the throat as intended.

I went down on him, but he didn't get very far... We had to deep gum instead.

by Gummy Bear 30000 February 8, 2015