cristy candler

Cristy Candler was an ensemble member of the Broadway musical Wicked (one of the best musicals ever, but that's just my opinion.) She played Elphaba's mother. Now Cristy Candler plays Nessarose in Wicked.

Cristy Candler has risen through the depths of the ensemble to have an actual role!

by Ilana March 2, 2007

Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012

crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.

Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.

by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018

The Crosby

Throwing a dirty jizz-rag back in the face of the ejaculator.

"Dude, this bitch pulled The Crosby on me and just tossed that jizz rag back in my face after i skeeted in that bitchs mouth.

by nosyrb5 February 24, 2011

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 27, 2009

crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.

"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"

by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot January 17, 2017

crusty Trump bone

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

by jawonmain January 19, 2008