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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
mugGet the jesus condom peanut buttermug.

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
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communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.
You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.
by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024
mugGet the communal condommug.

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019
mugGet the Condom xlmug.

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
mugGet the poptart condommug.

Condom

He uses a condom
by Bread bank October 18, 2019
mugGet the Condommug.

canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.
Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.
by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015
mugGet the canyon condommug.

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