robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

Park Jihoon Complex

A condition of someone who feels the need to bring other people down, scrutinize their every move, do out of context slander and comparisons to feed one's ego and their superiority or inferiority complex

That one specific toxic fandom kept on saying their fave is perfect and better than my unproblematic fave, they have a Park Jihoon complex

by hatedvegetable October 3, 2020

Barbie complex

A girl that's got blonde hair, blue eyes and loves pink. Thinks everyone is obsessed with her (they aren't). Flat as fuck but still pulls, mid guys though. Fantasizes about wearing slutty outfits but is usually found in grey sweatpants and a top that says "Brats" on it or something. Shops chronically and complains about not being in addison rae shape even though she has never set foot in an actual gym. overall very bitchy but happy once you're friends

Boy 1: What's with the blonde girl with no tits and a pink bag?
Boy 2: She's got a Barbie complex fs, hide your girl before she becomes her.

Girl 1: Babe should i buy this "Brats" top?
Boy 1: No, put it back before you make up a barbie complex.

by billy's disappointed mom January 21, 2023

Megamind complex

Thats good

Jim carry cable guy megamind complex

by [e-mail] April 18, 2024

chi/chi-complex

this is what happens when a good man grown and really mature who is tall has a underage daughter who is brought up really well and refine and classy and elegant like he's a king and shes a virtuous princess... good in every way but the mother wasn't....and this girl is tall early because her father is called and she will hold her self out to the public around her father without anyone knowing that this is his daughter and she pretends to be her father wife simply to make sure no other woman dates her father but her mother and checks every good woman her father tries to marry...it's laughable how far his daughter will take this too to stop all women from dating her daddy she loves so much.

chi/chi-complex believes in everything she's fighting for if she has a complex like this.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.

Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?

by McLeentel May 1, 2025

Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024