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Cock-Carding

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
by bicks September 6, 2013
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Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
by Buster Miller October 29, 2011
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Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016
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Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab
Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock
by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021
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selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.
John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014
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Cock Audience

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night
by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011
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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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