taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.

by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006

cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.

"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."

by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008

Cakeroll

basically another form of rickroll

oh man, i got cakerolled last night, damn it was funny

by Batman Bin Suparman January 13, 2009

cake asshole

That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.

Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.

by csharpdev July 13, 2012

Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.

I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.

by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015