ohnoesitsthesurge's definitions
Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves.  Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food.  Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".  
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude!  Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008
 Get the cake zombiemug.
Get the cake zombiemug.