That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 24, 2022
Get the Cannon Fallsmug. by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021
Get the Gauss Cannonmug. Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
Get the Dusty Cannonmug. What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
by JimVT October 14, 2010
Get the Cartoon Cannonmug. by HyperGod February 7, 2021
Get the Cannon Dukiemug. by im really smart December 13, 2019
Get the Cannonmug. by Muffcannon March 30, 2017
Get the muff cannonmug.