Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021

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Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

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cracker naggle

cracker naggle is defined as a person who doesn't understand a colored person's joke

Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.

Cracker naggle: huh?

That is a crackernaggle 💯^

by Blaqadomas February 10, 2017

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spelt cracker

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.

I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.

by meaganyall April 9, 2009

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Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

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Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023

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