cheese monkey 

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

cheese monkey by Joe October 19, 2003

cheese hole 

A mightily cheesy pussy. Smells like cheese, looks like cheese, tastes like cheese. Is it cheese? Cheesehole.

Yo girl, this ain't a wine and cheese hole party!

cheese hole by Chocobot H. August 8, 2006

Cheese Knuckles 

Something you get when you stick your hand in a bag of cheese related snacks too many times.

"Dude, I got cheese knuckles from eating that bag of Cheetos"

Cheese Knuckles by A, Smith March 7, 2009

Cheese and Rice 

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

Cheese and Rice by Elki Venshwitz April 6, 2007

cheese relish 

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

cheese relish by rperazag June 19, 2010

cheese dick 

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

cheese dick by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.

Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

cheese face by ambalance April 8, 2011