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minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.
She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder
by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023
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Child Bride

A bride that is a child
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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
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Minge Braider

Minge Braider, commonly shortened to MP, is a term for Cohan Bloomfield.
Person 1: Hey, where’s Minge Braider?
Person 2: I don’t know, probably getting his basketball he left at the court.
by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023
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Minge Braider

Someone who will not stop wasting time. They are also commonly named Cohan
Person 1: Hey, Cohan is such a Minge Braider.

Person 2: For real, he won’t stop wasting my time with his basketball speak.
by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023
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Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

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Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.
by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023
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Coochie Braiders

Coochie braiders refers to a whiny bitch who cries about everything
Mariah was tired of all the coochie braiders in her comment section. they were banned.
by alycat3120 November 16, 2023
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