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a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
by K & K FAN August 7, 2006
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breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.
"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"
by CowboySven July 6, 2004
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cowboy breakfast

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.
by JasonQG December 30, 2007
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english breakfast

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.
Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."
by timaustin January 22, 2009
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continental breakfast

Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.
Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.

Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.
by Big K Nasty September 16, 2009
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Irish Continental Breakfast

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016
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Hot Breakfast

When your partner wakes you up by giving you a

Blowjob.
Oh thanks babe for the hot breakfast!
by mayjene October 25, 2014
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