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woah bro

Is refered to when you see a "spice" (sexy girl) and she's out of this world

Is also referred to in an awkward situation
E.g.*mandem to Karla* WOAHHHH BROOOO!!

E.g. When Erica gets in to the lift and nobody wants her in there people be like "woah bro!"
by Katie52341 November 15, 2013
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Bro Sway

Frat-like dude swaying out of time to live concert.
Did you see all those frat dudes bro swaying at the radiohead concert? Clearly they were not "hep".
by stavros mitterand October 7, 2008
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Bro Hitting

When a dude hits tries to become the best friend of someone in the room who is also a guy. Thus making the "reciever" extremely akward.
Dude, Jon is totally Bro Hitting on Lars.

I know, its kinda akward.
by The Ukrainian October 7, 2010
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Bro Etiquette

After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl

"Bros Before Hos"
Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.
by Gerhardus August 11, 2011
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wallah bro

They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.

Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.

Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations

But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.

other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
by Ibrahimandayesha May 18, 2018
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Step Bro

C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!

A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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