Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

The Mak’s Book

A laptop taken by John Mak, and he decides on the Apple laptop name Mak Book, as “Mak” is his surname and he thinks the computer looks like a book.

Hey bro, I just stole some random kid's The Mak’s Book! How does it look like a book???
Wut

by you7head69420hehe November 30, 2022

Book Nerd

Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.

No doubt about it.

Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.

That girl is pretty hot but man is she a book nerd. She says she's not a nerd but her Elvish tattoo says otherwise

by YeaKevin June 24, 2019

Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.

Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.

by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013

comfort book

a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.

"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"

by whore for books bf October 3, 2021

mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012