Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

huge boobs

Very large breasts on a woman. Usually a D or DD cup. Men get erections just from the thought of huge boobs.

Alisha has such huge boobs. She must wear a DD cup.

Girl: I'm thinking about applying to an Ivy League school. I want to go into either medicine or law.

Guy: *staring at her boobs* Uh yeah. *starts to drool and gets a huge erection*

Girl: Getting back to that.....what the guy is actually hearing: blah blah blah blah

Guy: You have huge boobs! *grabs her boobs and starts kissing her.

by Davy77345 June 29, 2011

boob touch

When you touch a female's boob(s).

Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!

by Daleks August 16, 2011

boob scoop

common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.

"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"

by Danoise July 1, 2009

man-boobs

Boobs, as in the two/three lumps of fat and nastiness with a nipple on top attached to the chest, on a man. Typically found on gentlemen of increasing age and weight, both of which wear wife-beaters and khaki pants too high on their waist.

"Hey mommy, that man has man-boobs!"

"I know sweetie, but it's not polite to point."

by tay lo. August 7, 2004

Side Boob

The side view of a female breast that is usually unintentionally exposed by a female wearing a loose shirt or revealing bathing suit. Arguably almost better than actually seeing a fully exposed breast, the sideboob is the "profile" of a breast without exposure of the nipple. The side boob gives you a great sense of what you are working with while also keeping it PG-13.

Her side boob is out of control in that shirt

by EFP3 April 28, 2009

tan boob

a young female that exhibits any two or more of the following characteristics: has a wardrobe mainly comprised of hollister or a&f; shows noticeable petechial hemmorhaging of the hard palate; has a perpetual tan year round; usually dates other tan balls; over uses the expression "that's hot"

Allison, true to her tan boob qualities, decided to go with the burnt sienna halter top over the pink camisole since it matched her melanoma perfectly.

by euna April 26, 2006