dealer name basis

When two potheads smoke together enough times to learn the names of each other's dealers

Ya after those bowls last night, Rick and I are now on a dealer name basis

by Houghton Mifflin Books April 17, 2011

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit

Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie

by Athot June 20, 2020

Go on my badson

A person with high achievements and recognition of excellence in the bedroom.

When word got out how that he cracked the uncrackable, the lads chanted "Go on my badson!".

by Johnson_badson October 10, 2020

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

bases

You start out at home plate. Then, the ball is pitched to you, run to 1st base followed by 3rd base and then home plate again. Those are the bases.

guy1:"I was at first base. Then i was at second base. Then i was at third base. Then i was at home plate. So that means that i ran all of the bases."
guy2:"Wow! That's really informational!"
pervert:"Wow! That's really informational!"

by 50uno January 25, 2008

Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
~
Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006