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greek gang bang 

Is the supreme gang bang your girlfriend will never forget. Forget the nigga bang and the "once you go black, you never go back" bullshit. WHEN YOU GO GREEK, you don't walk for a week"!
And you thought your girlfriend was in bed with a sprained ankle. Your precious little angel got ruined by a 'greek gang bang' at Spiro's house last week.
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boy bands 

guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other
boy bands by ?? July 10, 2003

Twitter Bang 

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.
Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
Word of the Day on January 1, 2011

Bang Toasted 

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.
I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED
Bang Toasted by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010
bandsnob

etymology- originally coined by an anonymous prepsnob and noted professor of bandsnobology.

-noun
A teenager who identifies and finds solace in “underground” or subversive adolescent culture. Normally incredibly elitist, the bandsnob is notoriously exclusive only identifying with other subversives while ironically criticizing popular culture for its frivolousness conformity and selectiveness. The bandsnob prefers its music to be controversial and disagreeable (often characterized by its loud obnoxiousness and unintelligible lyrics.) bandsnobs are known for exclusively listening to unknown and obscure bands whom have not yet “hit the scene.” Known for quickly disowning bands that experience any fleeting success, the bandsnob is a fickle, skittish and noncommittal creature. The bandsnob is typically adorned in nonfunctional clothing possibly because of its upsetting affect on popular society and its parents . Wardrobes normally consist of (regardless of gender) a number of tight fitting hoodies*of a solid color or with an outrageous often divisive pattern, tight fitting girls' jeans, stylish and unpractical shoes and a tight fitting band related tee-shirt often with an unintelligible symbolic band logo. This basic outfit does not change regardless of temperature, season or the formality of the occasion. The accessories stereotypical of a bandsnob are carabineer not suitable for climbing for the purpose of holding car keys typically clipped to an outside belt loop, a belt turned sideways at all times so as to not hit the often faux-musician’s guitar, an incredibly large and expensive cell phone that can clearly be seen outlined in their tight pocket with the supposed purpose of planning gigs** and an assortment of earrings and tattoos.

Technical Note
-bandsnob is never capitalized in any of its forms preferring to be controversial in its grammatical incorrectness and to retain its elite trendiness.

*A tight fitting zipper sweatshirt of light cotton with a hood (from which the nickname “hoodie” is suspected to have derived its etymology.)

**A show or performance by a band.
bandsnobing

-verb
The act of doing or partaking in any of the above listed activities.
bandsnobish

-adjective
The description of the subversive teen categorized above.
bandsnobishly

-adverb
Acting in a manner characteristic of a controversial music enthusiast.

bandsnobism
-ideology
the religious or political ideology that centers on the worship and idealization of obscure bands.

bandsnoboligy
-study
The intricate and impartial study of modern rebellious teenage music devotees.
“I’s sorry I can’t go, I have to go to American Appeal and get new girls jeans for the “Among the Trees” and “Sing it Proud” show, I hear there will be a lot of fellow bandsnobs there.
bandsnob by boy-perv April 10, 2008

Gang-Bang Hair

When you wake up in the morning and your hair is messy, almost like you just left a gang-bang; bedhead
At a greasy diner the next morning, most likely after a night of heavy drinking, your friend will turn to you and say, "that is some wicked gang-bang hair. What the hell did you do last night?"